A FEW WEEKS AGO:
I left the kids in the car while I ran in to pay for gas.
(Don't judge me-you've all done it before)
When I came back out I asked the boys if my phone rang.
(Don't judge me-you've all done it before)
When I came back out I asked the boys if my phone rang.
VAN: No mom, it didn't ring.
ME: Oh, I guess no one loves me.
VAN: No mom, I love you, but no one called you. Got that?
TONIGHT:
(walking towards me, tears in her eyes, and holding the side of her head)
MARLEE: Mom, Van just punched me in the head.
(Dramatic pause)
With his EYE!
(Tears and sobbing begin!!)
(walking towards me, tears in her eyes, and holding the side of her head)
MARLEE: Mom, Van just punched me in the head.
(Dramatic pause)
With his EYE!
(Tears and sobbing begin!!)
NATHAN: That's called a head-butt.
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4 comments:
bahahahaha! Head Butt! :0)
your kids CRACK me up! They say the funniest things!
dahhhhhaaaaa I'm sorry but that is funny! Ty calls them head bonks- he'll get up in the morning come into my room and say "hey mom you want the pain" which I'll promptly say "no" and then I get "comm'on mom it's only a head bonk"...... kids ps I didn't call either because I washed my phone and lost all my numbers but I love you too- got that? :)
Too funny!
Did you guys all make it there in one piece?
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