A FEW WEEKS AGO:
I left the kids in the car while I ran in to pay for gas.
(Don't judge me-you've all done it before)
When I came back out I asked the boys if my phone rang.
(Don't judge me-you've all done it before)
When I came back out I asked the boys if my phone rang.
VAN: No mom, it didn't ring.
ME: Oh, I guess no one loves me.
VAN: No mom, I love you, but no one called you. Got that?
TONIGHT:
(walking towards me, tears in her eyes, and holding the side of her head)
MARLEE: Mom, Van just punched me in the head.
(Dramatic pause)
With his EYE!
(Tears and sobbing begin!!)
(walking towards me, tears in her eyes, and holding the side of her head)
MARLEE: Mom, Van just punched me in the head.
(Dramatic pause)
With his EYE!
(Tears and sobbing begin!!)
NATHAN: That's called a head-butt.